Not Much to Say Today

Not much to say today.  I will recap my week-end, but nothing extraordinary happened.

This week-end I bowled in the city tournament.  Not much news there except I did get to people watch.  Love people watching.  I noticed a lot of women with billfolds in their back pockets.  Is this an indicator?  I also realize a lot of weird women bowl.  Of course I am one of them.

One woman, billfold in back pocket, dropped the ball behind her several times.  I've done the same, but not so much in one series.  At one point I thought the thing would hit me in the head.  I do think the hunchback woman had an advantage....she didn't have to bend much when releasing the ball.  My favorite?  The woman in man pants.  Walks, bowls, stands like a man.  But Miss Man Pants has a fu-fu hair do, but no billfold in pocket.  Scares me!

I also noticed most women bowlers are over weight, myself included.  This perplexes me.  Some women bowlers looked as though they had a bowling ball in each back pocket. 

I bowled awful.  At one point I teared up.  I know, "There's no crying in bowling".  My teammate and I decided we're there for the booze not to bowl.  After a few Scotches I bowled my best game.

Two other teammates and I went out to eat after the tournament.  Before the food was served one teammate informs us she is having an affair with a married man.  A ten year affair.  Why do women set themselves for such heart ache?  But Teammate tells me it's the perfect situation for her.  Great sex, no committment, not having to pick up after him, etc.  But what about holidays?  Sitting alone by the fire?  Turning to your special other to share your thoughts?  I know I'm sounding dramatic, but this is how I see having an affair.  

That's about it for today.